Dearest Die Tye Die,
I am profoundly sorry you had to deal with the cockroach lady in such a manner. She is indeed insidious. In fact just this afternoon Generic Shithead and I met her avatar at the Ruv', and it was then and there she attempted to cast us asunder. Of course, GS and I tried to be friendly, as all decent human beings would be toward the wanna-be bloggers of the world...but little did we realise that this was her way in. Friendliness is the agent of Satan. She attempted to convince us that you were not committed to RLLS, that you might betray the cause, that for you it was but a passing phase. Your most recent posting of course nullifies such an idiotic charge, but it was not necessary - for the Revelators never lose faith. And, now that we are aware of her dark motives and darker means, we can only be more resolute in our campaign against the taint of Petunia.
Curse on SMS! Curse on leprosy! And double curse and endless shame on those who would seek to tear us apart! For we are the Revelators!
Your Dedicated Anti-Wannabe-Blogger Warrior,
Style-less Tramp
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Saturday, 28 February 2009
A note to fellow Revealators...!
Dear friends,
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you of the recent subversive actions of our competition. Through the medium of SMS Petunia has been attempting to spread disinformation, drive an emotional wedge, harbour mistrust and generally poison the strong bonds that we here at RLLS are (as a young {Jung} blog-family) attempting to nurture. It was just this morning that I was treated to an article of Petunia's thinly veiled corrosive material. Through her SMS she attempted to convince me that there was discontent among the ranks and that slander was being committed against me by one of my own! Fret not, fellows. I am secure in our bonds and took comfort in the knowledge that if there were any such discontent it would be dealt with privately and with class by us reasonable fellows. Clearly Petunia thinks of public back-stabbing as a concieveable threat to our group unity and singular vision (perhaps that is the preferred method of conflict-resolution for our competition - pah!). Well hear this Petunia...fuck you, our collective spirit will not be threatened by your jealousy.
DTD
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you of the recent subversive actions of our competition. Through the medium of SMS Petunia has been attempting to spread disinformation, drive an emotional wedge, harbour mistrust and generally poison the strong bonds that we here at RLLS are (as a young {Jung} blog-family) attempting to nurture. It was just this morning that I was treated to an article of Petunia's thinly veiled corrosive material. Through her SMS she attempted to convince me that there was discontent among the ranks and that slander was being committed against me by one of my own! Fret not, fellows. I am secure in our bonds and took comfort in the knowledge that if there were any such discontent it would be dealt with privately and with class by us reasonable fellows. Clearly Petunia thinks of public back-stabbing as a concieveable threat to our group unity and singular vision (perhaps that is the preferred method of conflict-resolution for our competition - pah!). Well hear this Petunia...fuck you, our collective spirit will not be threatened by your jealousy.
DTD
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