Wednesday 18 March 2009

OFFICIAL RANKINGS 2.

Official Rankings
The following has been approved by the Committee for the Judgment of Most Probable Mutual Masturbation:

PIN HEADEDY
1. Robert Mckee
2. Door wedges, pizza slices and other triangular objects.
3. Petunia
4. Tardy Nationalist Asshole
5. Hip - Bo
6. Style-less Tramp
7. Ledger Hair
8. Tits & Ass

all others were not detected by the radar...


DAVID BLAINE
1. Ledger Hair
2. Tits & Ass
3. Petunia
4. Stylish Camp
5. J*
6. Generic Shithead (familiarity breeds...)
7. Tony Blair
...
100. Die Tie Die / Style-less Tramp



RACIST POO (PU)
1. Style-less tramp (a reversal aristotle would be please with)
2. Hip - Bo
3. Tits & Ass
4. Stylish Camp
5. Generic Shithead
6. Tony Blair
7. Die Tie Die
8. Petunia
9. Ledger Hair
10. Non-whites
11. Yoga practitioners
12. Tardy Nationalist Asshole

1 comment:

  1. How the F. did I get to No. 100 on the David Blaine scale!? Ah well, I'm happy with Racist Pu. 'Twas indeed a great reversal.

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